Dear God, I just want to live in Mayberry. I’m not asking for heaven, just a quiet little place where people are nice, cars drive slow, and houses are homes

Who told you in August of 2024 that Pickleball Is the New Racquetball? That would be me. 

You’ve killed it all week and ready for more. It’s good being you: Crushing it without the drama.

The House Oversight and Government Reform committee has launched an investigation into recent disaster response efforts by The Universe.