We writers have a lot going on in our heads. As necessary as animated ideas and feelings are, silence is essential. Hence, I’ve adopted the creed: If you can’t think something nice, don’t think anything at all.

I remember the running joke, “We’ll fix it in the mix,” from my recording studio days, which became “We’ll fix it in post” when I moved to TV.

A Dog’s Guide to Mindful Living. Sounds like a best seller, if not a social media post

Breathe… Be the star of your own show, not a human version of artificial intelligence.

What? 100 LinkedIn applicants have already responded? It was posted an hour ago! Oh no, I bet one of them has better skills than me. Who posted this job, Casper?

I’m sure you are a nice person but tempo is important. Wait a beat. The audience knows when it's wrong.

When I am screamed at that something is the best, I know it’s hyperbole, bordering on a lie.

You never know the stories within the story until you write it. I’m getting better all the time; but how much time will it take?

I can’t believe my eyes. It’s the ad for the job I’ve been waiting a lifetime for: SODA JERK WANTED.

Prime Suspects Identified in Global Oxygen Waste Crisis: Men in Department Stores

There he is. The Goober. Every morning at nine he settles into his nest at the corner table of the library.

𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐌𝐂𝟏𝐑. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭?

Time and patience have turned the tide. Yes, the buzzards still circle, but the wise now outnumber the lunatics.

LinkedIn is a social network with boundaries. I’ll be passively impudent if you will.

It has been 30 years since Kent resident Donald Connery wrote One American Town, the story of a nameless small town, its virtues, its characters, and how it deals with the prospect of change.

It’s the internet, we don’t know each other, and people steal stuff. I wish to at least assume that you are human, or be able to prove it in court that I had reason to believe.

Dear God, I just want to live in Mayberry. I’m not asking for heaven, just a quiet little place where people are nice, cars drive slow, and houses are homes

Who told you in August of 2024 that Pickleball Is the New Racquetball? That would be me.

You’ve killed it all week and ready for more. It’s good being you: Crushing it without the drama.

The House Oversight and Government Reform committee has launched an investigation into recent disaster response efforts by The Universe.