Who would have thought I’d become friends with a lizard? It’s hard to come by true friends in Florida, but I think I’ve found one.

I keep hearing it buzzing but can’t find it. Where's that bug?

Here in central Florida, I’m an hour away from the east coast (Atlantic Ocean), so I don’t have a good excuse not to go. Whenever I do, I always think I’m going to stay for an hour, get my fill of sun and waves, then head back.

A man admitted he knows nothing about guns? In Florida. In a pawn shop. You can’t find a dude stranded on