Authors receive more advice than bad golfers as they approach a publish date. My advice to authors: Send an email to the world.

Henry’s Law is responsible for raising the pH of a customer’s pool, and Jesse is entrenched in a battle to stop it.

Jesse the pool guy wishes everyone a happy Holiday season as he prepares his client’s pool for a Christmas Eve bash.

Jesse the pool guy was deep into diagnosing an unusual water chemistry problem at the Andrews home on Thursday when the sound of music struck him. He doesn’t hear much music while servicing pools but today was different. 

Jesse the pool guy has his stuff together. He tolerates irrational behavior on the part of HOA members and management companies, who glaringly demonstrate what happens when you have too much time on your hands.

“Find truth and beauty in everything” is a quote attributed to no one in particular. However, it has become a favorite of Jesse the pool guy. He’s not into poetry like he is chemicals, but our young pool service technician is growing up.

‘Twas the night before Halloween and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Different story in the Blair family pool, which looks like the Pied Piper’s destination after leading the mice out of the village. 

Jesse the pool guy’s friends and teammates often ask how he maintains such a positive attitude and zest for life. His response is simple: Live every day like it’s your second to last.

A swimming pool biofilm is a picture no one wants to see. The invisible, slimy coating is the scary film that keeps everyone out of the water.

Service techs show disdain for pool guys. Like gardeners vs. landscapers, they resent those doing the routine.

Jesse the pool guy conceived a new sign: We Don’t Swim in Your Bathtub, So Don’t Bathe in Our Pool. He hasn’t worked up the nerve to hang it, but he’s tempted.

Jesse the pool guy cleanses sins. Look at him. He’s got the Ford Ranger, overalls, and the attitude. He handles any customer, any time, any denomination.

Jesse arrived at a customer’s pool to find Caleb, their teenage son, standing in the pool with an empty 10-pound bucket of soda ash. Jesse looked in the water to find rapidly expanding white mushroom cloud engulfing the pool.

Dear God, I just want to live in Mayberry. I’m not asking for heaven, just a quiet little place where people are nice, cars drive slow, and houses are homes

Like a lantern in the fog, your resume is visible but mysterious. Employers know someone’s out there, but don't know what they are capable of.

Keep the faith job seekers. You’re okay, and don’t let anyone make you feel otherwise.

Who told you in August of 2024 that Pickleball Is the New Racquetball? That would be me. 

You’ve killed it all week and ready for more. It’s good being you: Crushing it without the drama.

The House Oversight and Government Reform committee has launched an investigation into recent disaster response efforts by The Universe.

But suppose you’re late paying the lease and lose it? What happens when you are no longer the master of your domain?